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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Best case is this is candid and speaking from experience.

[–] RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What has she even done besides swim out of her dad’s nutsack?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lots of things. See this complete list:

[–] marighost@piefed.social 24 points 2 months ago

Always projection with these people.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago

To be fair... She's literally the authority on the matter.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

She is about as sharp as marble.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Since when did anyone care what this particular nepo baby thinks, anyway?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the Princess of Arizona.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Is she still around?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Jaws of Life versus Ultra Chin, the nepo baby battle no one was clamoring for.

We’ll sell you the whole seat, but youre not even gonna need the edge