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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 69 points 1 month ago (5 children)

at night, alone

Why?

Fucking why?!

What's gonna come out of the faucet at night while I'm alone if I don't?! 😱

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The WD is Water Dispersant. Maybe someone's under the impression water can "clump up" overnight.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Water does clump up overnight in some places, but you'd need to set the WD-40 on fire for it to make a difference.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can if it’s cold enough.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, I dunno. I just had a pipe burst under the house because it froze. I don't think a quick psh psh up the faucet was going to help lol. If I'm honest, it was my fault for being alone that night. I shouldn't blame the plumbing.

Slop machine said that construction means clicks.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You should be asking who

Nothing. That's why you need to lubricate them.

Nothing–that's why you need to lubricate.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Did you make sure to spray WD40 into those tubes before turning on that water?
They only said no for drinking water, not for eye cleaning water. Get all the rust out of your eye sockets and lubricate them for grater eye-rolling.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

holy shit?!

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

I am now cursed with the knowledge that this is possible. TIHI

[–] asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's... actually kind of badass xD

Going back for round 2 was a bold choice!

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it's a wild fucking year so I shouldn't be surprised

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS?!?!??

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iirc, this is actually a trimmed video and he did it several more times πŸ˜…

[–] asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

ahem do you have the sauce?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's such an ad read. Wd40 isn't going to dissolve kidney stones.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

OK, having intense scrotum pain. Instructions unclear. How do I pee the WD40 out?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Notice everyone, this isn't for any taps/faucets you might want to drink from.

We do not recommend this technique for RO or filtered water faucets as it could contaminate your drinking water.

So idk who it's even for lol

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

just clicks I assume

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I always wondered what's the point of these ads. Is it to segment gullible people?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

I'd like to see this answered.

[–] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/16507289

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We've come a long way from the era of the "one weird trick", haven't we?

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most of us are used to no ads from the adblocker. These are still plentiful.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

last week my professor tried to show us a YouTube video of psychology and got an unskippable 15 sec ad of a (borderline) hentai game 😭

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's such an ad read. Wd40 isn't going to dissolve mineral buildup.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The article doesn't say it dissolves mineral buildup. It penetrates the buildup to separate it from the surface it's stuck to.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still not going to work. You'll want an acid like LCR to do the job, but you also aren't going to see any real gain from a sink faucet. I've done it to shower heads, but those have much smaller passages and it had to be over night.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, that's how it works for stuff that's rusted shut. But you're right that an acid, even vinegar, would be way more effective. And non-toxic in the case of vinegar.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yep. Plumbing guy at Lowe's gave me much the same tip to break up a clogged valve thing, forget what it's called.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

Makes the water go faster, duh.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

Guys always say my water smells great but I'll never tell my secret ☺️

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

It displaces water though so isn't there a risk you could move the source?