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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend's nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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[–] erie09@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called "playing open". It just produces the trumpet's harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That's very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can still play. Just only a few notes.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whereas fish can play scales?

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Figure 2 be like a person playing the trumpet with their nose? I'm not saying it's not possible, but...

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, dolphins can't physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their mouth doesn't have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, I didn't know that!

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Jip their blow hole is just their nostrils that moved up to the top of their head over generations.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!!!!!!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

..... he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what's going in 5he world

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess--the "he" part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Idk all I do know is that's a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Back and forth, forever

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

Here's a carp playing a Western concert flute:

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I shoot music out my blowhole.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Dolphins don't have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 5 points 2 months ago
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Neither

Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin's air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it's impossible.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think number 2 would be more effective

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

played trumpet, the air helps but i dunno.. no functional lip interfaces on either orifice... the blow hole still has the most promise.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying you know from experience??

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Purely internet pseudo knowledge

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

gonna need a shit valve on that horn

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As so often: the truth is in the middle

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

the forehead?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

It's all lead to butt tuba.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Out the blowhole

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