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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You know who believed in empathy? Jesus.

You know who would have given Charlie Kirk the side eye for saying it was a made up concept? Jesus.

You know who would have flipped a fucking table if he saw people profiting from his name while saying shit like "empathy is made up"? Jesus.

Would Jesus love Charlie Kirk? Of course, he loves everyone regardless of their sins.

Would Jesus have liked Charlie Kirk? That's very debatable. Prove me wrong 🙏

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Kirk had a net worth of like 15 million. Jesus would not have liked him.

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Republican shows that he has mental health issues.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago

Literal blasphemy. That should tell you all you need to know about these demons.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Good news, Judas. You're off the hook! We found a new guy to do it."

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine if you were a comedian, really committed to your bit, posing as maga long-term and rolling out a glorious burn linking kirk to judas and everyone just takes your statement at face value. Nehls is a misunderstood comedic genius!

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 15 points 2 months ago

If Kirk were a disciple instead of selling him to the Romans they would have bussed in radicals to try to violently overturn the brown guy as son of god.

[–] paddythegeek@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

In other news, Republican is a stupid fucking asshole.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What are grandiose delusions called when they're about someone else?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reverse illusory superiority?

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

What is so ironic about that stupid pic + caption that I've seen so many idiots flaunting....that's a pic when he DID actually surrender, LOL.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Laying it on with a fucking trowel, aren't they? Who's the 14th disciple, Goebbels?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago

Kirk would not have given up his worldly possessions to follow Jesus. He also would not have followed the other instructions.

Troy Nehls is an idiot who should be removed from office. All republicans should be removed from office.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love it when the crazies don't read their own apocrypha.

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not even in the Apocrypha, in Acts 12 they voted to replace Judas with Matthias. And then later in 1st Corinthians 15, Paul claimed to be an apostle. So, not even counting the apocrypha, at best Kirk would be the 15th.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Can we get the Pope's word on this? This sounds like something you could be crucified for back in the day

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Fundies have nothing to do with the pope, and almost nothing to do with Christianity.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Jesus would have flipped a table at him, no doubt. Then go chill with some prostitutes.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah and I'm Krishna

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Are these people just trying to 1-up each other with how hard they can suck a dead man off?

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Where did Hitler fit in? 14th?

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He actually had 14 that were specifically mentioned by name in the Bible.

So, once again, the Christians* don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Or, as would be obvious to a real Christian -they are followers of the antichrist and blaspheming the name of Jesus with every act the claim to do in his name.

PS. I am of no religion or faith. I just like to read.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some of them may have been known by more than one name. Like Simon who they called "Rock" (Peter).

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Yes. Those are one person.

There are 14 individual persons (some having different names, like Simon peter, Saul Paul) named by name (and an assumed number greater than that since the letters of the gospels specifically also mention 'and the rest of the apostles")

https://www.biblelists.com/apostles/

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

I assume in Lucifer’s three mouths we’d then have Brutus, Cassius, and Charlie Kirk

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I this Jesus would have pulled the trigger.

[–] 1141kizzie@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 months ago

Why it is even honorary? Jesus teachings are garbage