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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 182 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.

I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I'm existing.

I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look, people showing cleavage are aware it's going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you're going to read them. There's a difference between noticing something and staring right at it

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 1 year ago

I can only read braile.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Distracted reader*

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying "Caution!"

I think it's genius

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

Don't feel bad about it. Just don't sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I was less lazy I'd make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men's eyes with a laser.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Almost like in Austin Powers:

(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a "teat gun". Now I'm curious if that was coincidence.)

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean as a gay man I'm constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I'm horny? I'm not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Left thumb, upper ankle, clavicle, ears, appendix

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't stand my appendix being ogled

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well, maybe your appendix shouldn't have been wearing that. /s

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So I hate women because I'm attracted to women?

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser

[–] Lev@europe.pub 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He was probably referring to the misogyny in the title

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[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I won't apologize for my gender.

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[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I won’t ever like just stare, that’s creepy, but tbh it’s literally part of the species biological imperative to notice each others bodies.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

this aired in 2002

so it's not like media hasn't been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gaze

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's hard for us male gays, always being made fun of 😔

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't she Kara, AKA Supergirl...?

They are cousins... That makes it weirder.

[–] RedStamp@piefed.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope, she's Power Girl. While still Superman's cousin, in this specific continuity (injustice), she's from an alternate timeline. So it's like half incest

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

It's quantum incest... you just made it be incest by observing it.

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[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smallville is Alabama now? Is this another reboot?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

If Power Girl didn't want people to stare at her cleavage, maybe reconsider the outfit

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Titties are cool

[–] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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