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I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.
I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I'm existing.
I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.
Look, people showing cleavage are aware it's going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you're going to read them. There's a difference between noticing something and staring right at it
But I'm a slow reader
I can only read braile.
Distracted reader*
A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying "Caution!"
I think it's genius
Don't feel bad about it. Just don't sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.
If I was less lazy I'd make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men's eyes with a laser.
Almost like in Austin Powers:
(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a "teat gun". Now I'm curious if that was coincidence.)
I mean as a gay man I'm constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I'm horny? I'm not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.
What 5 areas do you check?
Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.
This guy knows how to like men
Ass, dick, chest, shoulders, forearms?
Just a guess I'm a straight dude I have no fucking clue
Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.
Real questions
Do men even have 5 areas?
Left thumb, upper ankle, clavicle, ears, appendix
Can't stand my appendix being ogled
Well, maybe your appendix shouldn't have been wearing that. /s
In your opinion, what makes a man look good? I don't mind being checked out.
This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I'm into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.
I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it's not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man's chest and just sleep for ages.
Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I'm a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.
Honestly, dick size isn't so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.
Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.
I got really shallow in this post, but I'm okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.
Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.
Wow, now I'm horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB
So I hate women because I'm attracted to women?
I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser
I won’t ever like just stare, that’s creepy, but tbh it’s literally part of the species biological imperative to notice each others bodies.
this aired in 2002
so it's not like media hasn't been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gaze
Isn't she Kara, AKA Supergirl...?
They are cousins... That makes it weirder.
Nope, she's Power Girl. While still Superman's cousin, in this specific continuity (injustice), she's from an alternate timeline. So it's like half incest
It's quantum incest... you just made it be incest by observing it.
If Power Girl didn't want people to stare at her cleavage, maybe reconsider the outfit
Bewbs
Titties are cool
Butcracks also exist
