Thanks for recovering my stolen car...
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Well obviously the owner can recover its full value from the thief and there is no way that the thief would be judgment proof and that the whole thing will drag on for years.
Also, in the US, it is incredibly unlikely someone needs their car to go to work anyway, and they have great workers' rights and the owner can't be just fired on the spot "for cause" for this.
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I'd feel a lot better knowing the thief got caught though, rather than finding it burnt out on the side of the road.
The police burned down my house and shot all my pets but I'm just glad they arrested the thief even if he was let back out before I was even able to wipe up the blood.
Great news! We've recovered your stolen vehicle.
It brought the chase to an end with no injuries, that's definitely a win.
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Amazing piece of kit those, and a lot safer than a Pit maneuver or spike strips.
I'm sure they'll figure out how to use it to kill a disproportionate amount of brown people. Just give them time.
In before it gets used to drag people.
And dogs
You know what is even safer?
Not engaging in a high speed chase.
when possible yeah, getting the license plate is a good idea.
but there are times where it's better to engage in a chase, and this is better than a pit
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You know an even safer one?
Track them via existing cameras and from the air. Then you dont need to chase them.
Yeah, the existing cameras on US back roads, and a helicopter that costs a few grand an hour to run.
Great idea.
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if there's a helicopter following someone they're still gonna run. I don't see how your idea is any better than what already happens.
I've seen cases where someone has given up once the whirlybird comes out, but those are rare.
But apparently bringing the chase to a stop quickly and cleanly is worse than a long, drawn out pursuit involving helicopters and multiple vehicles. Because police bad.
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pretty sure that's a front wheel drive, wanted to see them trying to continue dragging the chasis
Finland was streets ahead back in 1996
Oh, you had kids in the back seat. Sorry, that's on you.
You're not making streets ahead a thing
Coined and minted! Been there, coined that! "Streets ahead" is verbal... wildfire!
Well if you're not streets ahead, you're streets behind.
It happened decades ago
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Dumbass should have just used a knife to cut the rope. Now their car is totaled and they have a felony charge.
Edit: *sigh* /s
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Never trust a fart
Now you tell me...
The device being able to lose tension is very scary. You need all drivers to be in control at all times without sudden jerk.
There's a reason you use chains over straps to pull stuck vehicles out whenever you can. The tension can build and launch hooks or even the hitch back at the other vehicle. It's not even that rare of an occurrence.
Use chains when possible and wrap it around the frame, not hitch when possible.
The cops pulled you off? Oh my god
This kills the vehicle
I think you'll find that it was the driver that pulled it off, not the cop, the cop was just chilling.
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