Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
another one from the archives
You have rust:
You spent a lot of time planning and simulating the perfect rescue plan, and perform a blazingly fast π₯π and perfect rescue,
But you bore the princess to death explaining why she should stop being a princess and instead become a knight that rescue princesses.
I love rust btw, but the cultist behaviour needs to stop.
You also don't have armor, a sword, or a horse but there are crates you can use to get them! It's important that the standard library not contain tools 90% of knights will require because writing and mainting tools is difficult so we should stick to the tried and true method of relying on some random guy in Nebraska to do it for us!
The princess is neither Sync nor Send.
And the princess doesn't live long enough to be returned from the castle
But you can always get a deep copy of the princess, no?
Only if the crate she comes from has her properly exposed
Oh that might be the difficult part.
i dont even use rust and i hear more people complaining about rust than i hear rust users.
It might not be what you expected, but lisp did it
C too.
So did PHP
Expected git, got multiple programming languages. Nice.
git clone git@β»_toggl:Goon%20Squad/CastleWithPrincess.git
cd CastleWithPrincess
git log
git diff add-captured-princess^ add-captured_princess > ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff
git reset --hard add-captured-princess^
git push --force
cd ~/Documents/prince-home/
git clone git@kingdom:Prince/MyHome.git
cd MyHome
git apply ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff
git commit -a -S -m "Your Majesty, the princess is now in your grace."
git push
systemctl start wait-for-munneys
Once again, C reigns King!
Or at least the only one left standing...
I wanna see a Python version. No wait, I probably don't:-P.
left standingβ¦
Look closely, not standing.
Being crushed underneath the overflow.
Those that were left standing, however:
Joke answer: git guud π
Real shit: damn that's sooo true!
Also, the Princess in the Go panel is all the way from another castle! (Java's)
I am not sure that is supposed to be the takeaway message, but sure, whatever makes you happy.
I recently thought about this. Thanks for digging it up again!
Wait till you have to do it in brainfuck or whitespace
Reminder that "git" is not an acronym, so there's no need to put it in all-caps unless you're YELLING (which you might be).