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[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

[–] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where are you putting the weights..?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Not the way I do it!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[–] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Let me rack you up a line

I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Movin ur blood around

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

you get antihistamines wackin it?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

fuck the pain away

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you people have that much energy when you're sick

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Exercise in general will do this.