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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Holy shit, the president of Nintendo really is named Doug Bowser!

[–] HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 13 points 5 months ago

Bluesky CEO's name means "blue sky" in Chinese. They say it's just a coincidence

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 10 points 5 months ago

Mmm no the character was actually based on his father, Shyguy Boo Bowser

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!

[–] Orcus@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 months ago

Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why on earth did this need a fact check?

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Because it’s believable.

Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I just assumed it was fake based on the community.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is...

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

She's actually bigger. 😌

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Oh shit. I didn’t look at the community name. Well, what’s done is done.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

That's becuse its obviously a joke

[–] Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

It's from 2021. The kid did make the fake Nintendo from a box, but he wasn't given a cease and desist letter, he wasn't sued by Nintendo, and he also didn't receive a Nintendo. Nothing else happened.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a chance you'll find a bunch of illegal shrooms instead though

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.

[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Should have grinded RuneScape gold like other Venezuelans

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.

Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they're usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago