Wow, that one almost got me. It's getting that bad.
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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hello doppleganger
With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything's a copy, of a copy, of a copy.
The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.
As if that fuck would ever set foot in a grocery store.
He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.
Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.
These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.
A Koala would learn more in school.
You are more right than you know. He barely knows what the word groceries even means.
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