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Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims (theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by protist@mander.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As if that fuck would ever set foot in a grocery store.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.

These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

A Koala would learn more in school.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You are more right than you know. He barely knows what the word groceries even means.

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