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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Just based on how often I notice someone mispronounce a word without realizing it (or have done so myself and realized it later). Statistically I'm probably still doing it with some word.

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[–] TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

One of my friends once called me pedantic, and I got to correct his pronunciation of it - he stressed the first syllable. One of the high points of my life.

its aluminium

[–] halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine was "daschund". I always thought that was a separate breed from a "doxen".

Even after being educated on how the word is actually pronounced, I still purposefully pronounce it literally "daschund". Fuck 'em - should've spelled it better.

Daschund is pronounced like "daak' snd" in case anyone else didn't realize this. My mind is blown.

[–] GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to the world of Irish names!

We got:

  • Dearbhla (Derv-la, f)
  • caoilfhionn (kee-lin, f)
  • Meadhbh (Maeve, f)
  • Saoirse (seer-shuh, f)
  • Seoirse (shor-shuh, m)
  • Caoimhín (kee-veen, m)
  • Sadhbh (sive, f)

And many more!

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hope do you pronounce Siobhan?

[–] Yantantethera@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ha I don't even know what that is so I will never say it.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GH is pronounced F like in "enough".

O is pronounced E like on "women".

TI is pronounced SH like in "action".

Therefore, ghoti is pronounced fish.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You CAN pronounce it fish, but you can also just simply not pronounce it.

GH is pronounced _ like in high.

O is pronounced _ like in jeopardy.

T is pronounced _ like in potpourri.

I is pronounced _ like in receive.

Therefore, ghoti is completely silent.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

For me it isn't "some" word it is "many, many" words.

charcuterie (shar-KOO-terr-ee) (TIL)

potable (POH-tah-bull)

prerogative (preh-ROG-ah-tiv) -- wait, wat? Damn. I say it (pur-OHG-ah-tiv)

preternatural (pree-ter-NAT-chur-al)

remuneration (reh-myoo-ner-AY-shun) -- I'm not admitting how I say it lol

surprise - let's just say I spelled it suprise for ages. sigh

victual (vittle) - wait, that's how you spell it??

Indefatigable (IN-dih-FA-tih-gə-bl) not in-dee-fa-TEEG-able

Primer: \PRIMM-er\ -- small book / short informative piece of writing. (Brits can use long-i for both the paint undercoat and the book).

Mischievous: \MISS-chuh-vuss\ though mis-CHEE-vee-us is a non standard alternate pronunciation.

Interlocutor: \in tuhr LOCK you tore. I had no idea how to pronounce this so I never said it.

I think some "mispronunciations" are down to regional pronunciation. Like, I say miniature as MIN-ih-chure by habit though I'm well aware of how it's spelled and "should" be pronounced. I swear that's how I heard it growing up.

Maybe it isn't regional and it is just me. That would explain some things lol.

And uh, yeah I have a bunch more, some I know but am forgetting at the moment. Undoubtedly I mispronounce many more while having no idea. What must people think of me? Lol

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Look, I was on board until you started throwing out made up words like preternatural, victual, and indefatigable, then I knew you were pulling my leg.

[–] rbhfd@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not exactly related to the question, but as a non-native English speaker, whenever I read something related to weights in imperial, e.g., 150 lbs, my mind reads it as 150 lubes.

I know it's pounds, if I would read it out loud, I would say pounds cause I'm not a weirdo (well...). But still, my internal monologue has lbs = lubes

[–] Carlcarla@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I feel you. My inner voice reads this as "libs".

[–] Bagel5941@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

That one isn't silent

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

For the C/C++ nerds: Clang. There are still many people pronouncing it "Cee-lang".