this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You really think so?
Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

[–] hotshotgotrhymes@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

don't worry I'll calm her down

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

I'm in the enjoy both club. Fuck y'all that don't enjoy a well crafted "Hawaiian" asshole... it's all about the edges😜

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would anyone censor asshole and not ~~pineapple~~?

Idiot if you ask me

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

People do know that you poop with your asshole?

But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.

/s

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it's just canned and thrown on top it ain't the same.

You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel as though that would taste like shit…

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better than pineapple pizza then?

:P

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Fresh raw pineapple is awesome. Cooked pineapple sucks

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it's censored so effectively.

We'll never know

[–] artifex@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you're eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 8 points 1 day ago

Be especially vigilant near pizza.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*