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[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Generate unique passwords using this tool, slightly modifying them to meet the requirements (special character, etc).

Store the passwords using KeePass; it is awesome, secure, and free. I've used it for nearly 20 years. Never once had a problem.

Bonus points if you use a comma for a special character, because I hear commas are a small inconvenience for hackers scraping usernames, passwords en masse. Fuck those guys.

[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Many (most?) password managers, including KeePass, have a feature to generate passwords directly in the tool.

What painting is that?

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

Kiester password manager?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago

Has to be 16 characters

So long as I can use more than that, I won't complain. I don't remember the service, but I definitely remember one where they wouldn't allow over a certain amount of characters and that was annoying because that was when I was still using repeat passwords back in highschool. My preferred password at the time was roughly 20 characters, but apparently that was too much because who cares about security, am I right?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Ah yeah ok I got you covered

RasputiaSalmon87876@

There you go, real easy.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Here's what you do: Generate long random string, for example: P5edM5Ce0SGE0rOr9k&#T*wG@d$og^qyBTk2@%dmO@2akbm!b^5^p!bH8w7Ei7gPSIR^1Er&hab3ae@0odk3h76Ka48kYtXrsburM$7rf^vPRwXz1s5guO&$PZz3@w

Memorize it.

For each site just choose a number and select 16 characters starting at this number.

Remember which page uses what number. E.g. google = 32 -> &#T*wG@d$og^qyBTk2

Done. You don't have to remember any more passwords for the rest of your life.

[–] Novamdomum@fedia.io 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hmm... if a bunch of matchsticks fall on the floor, do you immediately know how many there are? If you do, I may have some news for you 🤣

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Only if it's less than 5.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Here's what you do

USE A FUCKING PASSWORD MANAGER

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

^can^ ^you^ ^say^ ^that^ ^a^ ^bit^ ^quieter^ ^please,^ ^we're^ ^at^ ^a^ ^wedding^

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 hours ago

Folks will rather memorize 100 random ASCII chars than use a password manager

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i'm sorry memorise that? i'd rather get hacked

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

It is. Use a password manager.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 7 minutes ago

Me too but I'm halfway through memorizing 128 random chars and then bye bye Bitwarden.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Captain Carter always has a password

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 62 points 9 hours ago (13 children)

Who TF isn’t using a password manager in 2025? Like how would you even function?

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

I function by only having 2 accounts I actually care about. Bank and e-mail. The rest get the same password over and over because I legitimately don't care about them and never give them real personal data.

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I basically use a childhood limerick in leetspeak. Easy to remember, tough to Crack. Like for example, Peter Piper pickedna peck of pickled peppers becomes "P3t3rP1p3rP1ck3d4P3ck0fP1ckl3dP3pp3rz!" Of course I never used that particular one, but you get the idea.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 11 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

My employer, a fortune 500, blocks password managers and all other add-ons.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

My employer, a 12 people big company, nowhere near any fortune list, mandates the use of 1password for all company related accounts.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

When will he be hacked.... Let's place bets everyone!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago
  1. On a thursday. It may or may not be raining. I want to say.... May? And the day is a prime number.
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[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 61 points 10 hours ago (11 children)

Get a password manager. It's a lot more secure and easier to only have to remember one strong main password and have the rest randomly generated

[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I just started merging 3 common passwords I use through my life in chronological order. It's a 32 letter behemoth with lowercase, uppercase, numbers, and symbols. All in random patterns.

The middle password is one that I started using 2 years ago when I wanted a new password for my new OS installation called FreeBSD at the time. It had numbers and symbols but also "Frbsd" to stand for that name.

Now when I am signing up to a new service I change that portion in the middle of the 32 letter password so "...Frbsd..." becomes "...Gthb..." or "...Dscrd..." etc.

This way even if someone finds my password for gml it won't work for others either.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 20 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

i just use hunter2 for everything

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)
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