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I had a goth friend who would always get laid without much trouble. At some point he got a normal job and had to "become a normie", and I learned that it wasn't because he was a goth, it was because he was a complete asshole with women, and some women, for some reason, can't resist assholes.
When you say things like "some women can't resist assholes" it sounds like red pill rhetoric. A better way to say it might be like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities". Keep the focus on the person who is the problem, not the victims.
It's not just preying on their insecurities. Everyone has insecurities, but not everyone will let you into their pants just for calling them a worthless piece of shit or something. The women in question must have some deeper issues. Because I also have a friend who demonstrated to me how you can just go on Tinder and write horrible shit to women and get surprisingly good results.
That's just a loop like how people ask which came first.. hen or egg
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Being an asshole implies confidence.
Women like confidence.
Inexperience and young girls mistake being a dick with confidence
Alright alright alright
Certain women like asshole confidence. Typically the type to write "I'm a bitch, deal with it" in their bios
The women that like arseholes, believe it or not, are also probably arseholes.
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I've known many women who were very nice and intelligent, who dated assholes. Usually they end the relationship thinking "ugh, why did I do that? That guy was such an asshole."
They do this because women are human, and do the very human thing of making mistakes and regretting them.
sometimes you dont realise theyre an asshole until youre already a year plus deep
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implies confidence.
nope. it implies a craven amount of insecurity.
it says something though that so many people assume this, it's certainly not just you.
In my case, you're wrong, the guy is like a tank, insecurity is not the case. I see some people trying to "dig deeper":
- "maybe the women have insecurities, so it is them who are to blame"
- "maybe the asshole is not an asshole, he just has a childhood trauma"
No, he is a confident asshole, and his "charm" works one some women (and not each of them falls into made-up categories). People look for patterns too much. "I'm a red-piller" - lol, that's a first.
Note, I'm not protecting the guy, but he is not a comic-book villain with an origin story. He just happens to be successful in finding one-night stands because of a personal trait.
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the guy is like a tank
a lot of people who over-invest on physical attributes have serious insecurities.
I hold to my premise. it in no way discredits him being an asshole in his coping with these issues.
Not strong like a tank, I meant by attitude. Ok, you invent whatever person you want in your head.
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Prince will steal your girl, then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in those clothes
This depends on the guy. Some can pull it off, others can't. I'm one of those who can't. If I put on make up, I wouldn't look goth, I would look like a serial killer lol
It's not so much about looking "goth" but learning how to augment whatever natural attractiveness you've got and demonstrating a level of self-assuredness and self-awareness. Knowing what works for you is part of that.
"Goth" just happens to be a very bold and somewhat easier style to look decent. A more "nude" look is, counterintuitively, pretty difficult but there's almost no masculine individuals who wouldn't benefit from it.
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I'd be more interested in painting my claws if it didn't manage to smell so. Considring you're literally smearing it on your body to sit for several weeks, you'd think they'd have developed less toxic formulas that don't smell like you tipped over the entire Tamiya display at the hobby shop.
Nail polish typically uses acetone as its solvent, and despite smelling, acetone is something that humans naturally have low levels of in their blood, so slightly higher levels are pretty safe. Obviously, having exposure to large quantities is bad, but that isn't how nail polish is typically used.
Can confirm.
I've let several women do my make up and they're always super enthusiastic that I'm down for that.
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been low key wanting to do Egyptian pharaoh shit for years but I work blue collar in hick country and don't dare until I can move out of the states
I was in Atlanta for the 2000 New Years celebration and I randomly bought a red and yellow zoot suit to wear, with matching shoes. I have NEVER IN MY LIFE gotten more attention from women than that night.
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Well, there's two ways that could go. You could be 'that we>rdo, mike i think' or 'pharoah mike'.
Build a mythology about why. Tie it into local values. You lost a bet and then liked it?
bro I'm talking about queer-stomping throw Matt Shepard into the fence and kill him, country. the only way that's going is to a bad time. I like your idea, I'm just not trying it here
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Best of both worlds: use black nail polish to get gay trans guy pussy
Men at some point decided to abandon style, and the result has been rather tedious. BRING BACK STYLE, EVEN BOMBASTIC STYLE
I'm an early X'r, I lived through the 80's as a teen and young adult. Teal and pinks, shoulder pads, hair spray...
We had fun with style. I lived part in the US and Europe, Madrid in particular, during the "Movida" (look it up). We really dgaf.
With the years I slowly started to mute, to blend in.
I'm now back in dgaf territory, and I'm having fun!
Way to share your kink, sis. Mines biting people with brains. Everyone’s unique.
kinky...
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I do that but I only get 1 (one) pussy. It's my wife's, so it's plenty for me.
1 you can get infinite times is better than a million different pussies.
That is one durable pussy in a very long lasting universe.
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Upvote for this guy loving his wife very much, specifically. It really is plenty, isn't it?
(If I didn't have that point to make, this comment would have been a "that guy's wife's pussy is plenty for me as well" joke.)
1 × X = X × 1. One pussy multiple times is lots of pussy!