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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tell Uranus to stop leaking stuff

[–] Bot@sub.community 6 points 1 day ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

It amazes me how many new things we're still learning about Uranus, even after decades of getting familiar with that body.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 2 days ago

You said you wouldn't tell anyone! 😩

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something smells off about this headline.

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

No, thats Uranus

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It also has a reddish-brown ring and smells of rotten eggs. My favorite fact, however, is that it rains diamonds on Uranus.

[–] letraset@piefed.dk 13 points 1 day ago

it rains diamonds on Uranus

Great band name right there.

I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately...

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Obligatory futurama Uranus bit: https://youtu.be/QHCZVgVNAxw

Can't wait for this to be in every late night show and cheap pun for the next month.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

must be that taco

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 10 points 2 days ago

HEY-OOOOOOO!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I thought they took those chips off the market.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

Boy you bad!