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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 16 hours ago

For me it was Catherine Zeta Jones in any movie that made me realize i wasn't completely straight.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Will also awaken the sexuality of the straight boys, but that's Underworld.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

I came here to say exactly that hahaha, underworld confirmed I wasn't gay for sure

Just like your Xena meme, I think this explains more about the flavor of women most straight men are into.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's even more potent than that! I'm not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eggs are trans people before they've hatched. When they still don't realize, or aren't sure.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ohhhh, I thought it might be an obscure Gwyneth joke, and that snot banshee doesn't need any more attention IMHO. 😅

In light of this newfound knowledge, I say "Gotta hatch 'em all!" 🌈🥰

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snot banshee. The insult I didn't know I needed. Thank you.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Ha! Thank you, though I gotta credit the ol' Blue Dream for that one, too. Glad to have her around again. 🤘🏼😜 Feels good.

[–] waz@feddit.uk 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Who's Check and why are you mating with him, homo?

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I was about to complain that she can't turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage... He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Gay Agenda has many agents

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

and many genda

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, I think that's just gay male aristocrats.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago

Theres one for every generation.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pardon, but did you say "Multipass"?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

No lie, just that split-second look she flashes before she even speaks? Breath stops. Time dilates. Then comes "Multipass.", and I'm cooked. 💫

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry but I'm certain you meant Michelle Rodriguez.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is there also Kate Becknotforsale?

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't get it. Her name isn't Beckforsale.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Kate Beckoutretailprice

Beckfullprice may be better?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

She's not as popular. But Beckinsale isn't nearly as popular as BOGOsale. Just goes to show there's always a bigger fish.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Is he having a stroke?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Van Helsing is such a fun movie.

[–] Helluh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

One of my gay-wakenings for sure

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope. Still straight. I don't know how that would work, anyway.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔

It's your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You're suggesting verifying your kids' sexuality on a regular basis?!?!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

[pug noise]

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn't make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.

And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean this in the nicest possible way, I'm sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart's content.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️🥰

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