Is 8:37 am too early
Yes, the fuck is wrong with you 'morning people'?
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this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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I tell you what: we don't scream and stomp until 4 in the morning, bothering neighbors. We sleep at night. Sleep. At night. All night. Right from the very beginning of the night. Imagine, scream-stomper?
No, instead y'all stomp around at 8 in the morning, and mow your lawns at 7 in the morning, rudely walking up night shifters...
Stop that. Nightshifters are very few. While most "owl" people just stomp and scream all night and then they want to sleep until midday.
Us night owls generally know others are sleeping at night so most of us are quiet. Morning people though? Fuck morning people. My ex would wake me up at 11 in the morning saying I can't sleep all day. Bitch I went to sleep at 9 after working all night to feed your spending habits. It's been two hours, at least give me a third hour before you wake me up.
Bullshit my night shift neighbour is the quietest person in the whole flat!
Nightshifters being a minortity so they don't matter is messed up thing to say. They are the reason bakeries have fresh bread and your shop gets deliveries.
Also you are confusing people going out and coming back drunk with Night owls. That's mainly morning people. As you say, they are the majority after all.
I never said nightshift people are noisy. I said stop hiding behind their backs.
If by "most" you mean your one anecdotal experience
Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you're willing.
It's currently 8:36 am here and I'm having second breakfast.
It is but it's perfectly on time for second breakfast.
But then it's an awful long time until elevenses.
Just enough time for morning tea. Then brunch, then elevenses.
I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.
Also is 13:37 too late for breakfast?
Too early if I'm left to my own devices. Which nowadays is only if I have someone to babysit, otherwise my baby will climb over from her bed to mine and plant her full diaper in my face between 7 and 11:30 depending on her mood
Guys will do everything in order to skip breakfast in the morning.
If you cook a full meal for breakfast does it turn into a lunch?
The same day is the time between your main sleeping moment.
Breakfast is the meal you have before lunch on the same day.
Lunch is the meal you have before dinner on the same day.
Dinner is the meal you have after lunch on the same day.
If you have only one meal a day its none of the above and just called having “food”.
Hope that clears things up.
What if I'm doing bifurcated sleep but still eat 2 or 3 meals?
Midnight snacks, all of them.
It's lunchtime somewhere!
Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question
When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!
Have you heard about second lunch?
No. Time doesn't matter. 🤷🏿♀️
They call that breakfast
If it's a work from home day, I've only been awake 7 minutes
so yes, I need breakfast first, but then we can talk
Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?
It’s lunch o’clock somewhere.
Food is food. After a night shift I'm having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that's just fun.
Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm
Emmm spicy curry for breakfast
Lunch beers?
Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.
Canadians disagree
No if it's the first lunch!