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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

To be fair, if a random dude called me "officer", I'd also do a double take.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So true! My mistake officer. (^ This guy’s a fed)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Carry on, fellow civilian. (finger guns)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OH SHIT THEY HAVE A GUN BLAM BLAM BLAM SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did an acorn drop somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hhmmm...let's just magdump into my occupied police cruiser

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm buff enough? A win is a win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I mean if I yelled out "good morning child fucker" I'm sure a lot of people would look up too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'd look up too. Don't like cops seein me before I see them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago