VelvetStorm

I can literally see makeup.

I don't even know if you are allowed to do that depending on where you live. It definitely sounds like they might have broken a code

Beautiful hair.

Frfr this is a great opportunity for the dm to tpk them and make them start new characters in the post apocalyptic world where they have to survive and take down the crime lord while figuring out how the world went to shit. Paint their old characters as amoral monsters who's lust for wealth above all else caused the collapse of society.

Your party 3 sessions from now

It's interesting that they decided to carve it with missing teeth.

I mean imo the most ethical thing to do in the trolly problem is to do nothing. Let it do what it was going to do before you were there.

How the hell did you get even more sexy over the last 24 years?

Oh my she is so smol! I have a flame point I kidnapped/rescued as a kitten from my driveway and she is small too. I wonder if that breed is just small.

Umm annon that was not the wild web. The wild web was in the 90's and early 00's. That was truly the wild web.

You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.

I really, really dislike that they used the word aroma when describing the smell.