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Shitty Movie Details

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Share your favorite movie (and other motion picture media) details, potentially with a shitty twist.

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Was it weird when QT asked you to do those scenes?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

I was wondering if you'd see this lol

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How much would you charge for five minute video of you stepping in raw ground beef?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

You sicko.

Now, how much for stepping in custard in a transparent wellington boot?

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hi Barbie!

(Also, since last night, it's "esteemed Academy Award nominated producer/ character actress Margot Robbie" now.)

[–] StuffYouFear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'll never understand what about feet that makes people horny.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought I saw somewhere that the nerve center for feet and genitals were right next to each other in the brain and sometimes it gets “flipped” or the pleasure center is “expanded” and includes the feet.

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I've heard that too, but then why wouldn't you just want to rub your feet on everything instead of looking at other people's feet?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Feet are so gross. Even well-manicured, clean, female feet. Still not my jam...

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Some people suck dick, some people eat pussy. Some people even eat ass. Non of these things are that clean...

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never understood why the idea of a feet fetish bothers people enough to comment on it, especially considering what else Hollywood gets up to.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wouldn't care, except so many women in porn make sure to show their feet so much. It's just as bad as the whole step sibling thing. I don't care if it's your kink but can we please stop putting it in all porn?? It's just distracting.

[–] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love how upset this seems to make people when usually they are watching stolen porn or porn where the labor of the performers is basically completely unvalued.

We don’t care about that, we just want them not to do kinks we don’t like even if it means they can get a bit more money out of some amount of labor that we aren’t contributing to valuing whatsoever.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same what makes people get horney by being beaten, spit on, shat on and other stuff. At some point in our childhoods someone did it to us and we interpreted it as love. At least that is how it works for most.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think "someone did it to us and we interpreted it as love" applies as often as people think.

I've got some kinks that I have no idea where they "came from" because they never happened to me IRL, especially not in childhood. I honestly think there's just certain neuron pathways that accidentally branch over onto sexual arousal pathways and one day you see some stuff and go "huh, guess I'm into that."

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A lot of stuff in nature *just is*, and there doesn't have to be any reason for its existence. Nature is messy and chaotic, and that's one of the beautiful things about it.

Why do we like some of things and dislike others? Why do some people find some things sexually arousing and some don't? Why does sexuality and gender identity vary between people? Why do some people like video games, or snowboarding, or dancing, or doing theater, or collecting rocks, or all sorts of different things, and some don't? Why are some people introspective and like philosophizing and others don't? And then there's all sorts of different physical variances like height, size, shape, colour, etc

Sure, some of these may have evolutionary reasons, but do all of them? Or maybe a lot of variance in humans (and nature in general) *just is* because nature is not clean, robotic, and perfectly logical, and never has been?

Nature is messy, chaotic, and it's not clean or perfect or able to fit in perfect categories. And that's what makes nature interesting and beautiful. It wouldn't be the same if everything operated like a perfect robotic machine, if that would even be possible in the first place.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

nature is not clean, robotic, and perfectly logical, and never has been?

To be clear tho, things don’t just happen in nature for funsies, or magically without any purpose at all. All evolution has “logic”, even if it doesn’t necessarily follow our own. Species don’t evolve randomly for the fun of it.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Except evolution literally does result in random mutations that don't necessarily have any function, or solutions that are sub-par or inefficient, or whatever else. Or things that have unintentional consequences elsewhere. Nature is not perfect.

[–] Oderus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funny joke.. but honestly, I found this movie unbelievably boring.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

I quite enjoyed it, but it's not a movie I've bothered to rewatch.

It's not got the popcorn fun of Inglourious Basterds or Django Unchained.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

my first thought based on the photo and the title suggests Tarantino might have been using his other hand for other things…

[–] FReddit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So he's jerking off with the other hand?

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hey, you get the joke!