I'm excited for this opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a company with a dedicated growth mindset. I have complete faith in the admin team and surely won't be shorting the stock immediately.
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The same rules as the main instance apply here.
I'm sure you think this is cute and all, but it's really annoying. Every tech site thinks it's cute and quirky publishing some fake press release on April 1st. All it amounts to is a bunch of spam. You didn't "gotcha" anyone, you just added to the noise we have to ignore for 2 days(it's 6pm on March 31st here, so not even April Fools yet).
Can we just stop already? Or come up with something better than "we're gonna do something terrible..... Psych!"

I take it you're not going to invest then? One extra NFT for me!
Nah, I'm just gonna block this instance/you from my feed now. If this is the kind of content you're sending to my front page, I don't need any more. Thanks for the heads up 👍
Oh no
Anyway
Chill man. This is April fool's day post. It's sarcasm.
Oh God, what will lemmy.zip do without @fishos@lemmy.world?
This will be remembered throughout the history of the fediverse. A fateful moment indeed.