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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, so long as there isn't any sugar thrown in it shouldn't be that bad

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

no sugar, just mayo and raisins

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We were regularly given carrot raisin “salad” (ie, drenched in mayo) with lunch at school when I was a kid. It had carrots and fruit in it, so that must be healthy, right? 🫣

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

brought to you by the people who classified pizza as a vegetable

[–] hardaysknight@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who the fuck puts raisins in coleslaw

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

same kinda people who use Miracle Whip instead of mayo

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A simple, but effective, food crime.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But for real, I kinda want to try these

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I'm a little high and agree...

I feel like I might still agree while stone cold sober

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah these honestly might be ok.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nothin beats it because nothing wants to touch it with a ten foot pole

Don't knock it until you tried it.

And by try it, I mean try picking it up and throwing it in the trash.

[–] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My partner loves coleslaw, she'll literally just eat it out of the tub, so it wouldn't surprise me if she'd try this.