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Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all
Is this an Amazon run place?
People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
Whoever gets there first gets the banana
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"
"Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana." Mr. Feast, 2025
Monkeys love banana
Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.
But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
That's some serious quantity you've got there !
We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.
Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?
Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over
Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think
Not two not three, a banana
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
Cavendish or Gros Michelle?
Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(
You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.
Not sure I ever came across one.
You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.
*Limited supplies (10)