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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Esspecially oness that over-pronounsse with their prominent incissors, eh?

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks like he's into some kinky shit with that muzzle.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, I ain't trying to yuck his yum, but maybe he'd be better off switching estuaries. 😅

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy was having such a bad day he sent out hundreds of unsolicited pictures of his wood.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago

"So... How much would you chuck baby?"

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

As a guy who needs his better half around him at all times so she stops him from doing stupid shit, I can see where the author is coming from.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

If I can’t have booty, you can’t have porn.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's an incredibly impressive feat, many will be glad to know the beaver is available.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

We shame him to teach the others some lesson!

[–] greybeard@feddit.online 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like the beaver didn't do it, lack of proper infrastructure redundancy did. Don't blame the beaver for beaving.

Probably trying to put it on the male loneliness epidemic.