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Arcane Nepo Babies (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's this from?

[–] zarp86@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Venture_Bros.

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

warlocks have more fun than any other class

Love to be dragged into a plane of eternal torment and subjected to the most nightmarish cruelty my patron can devise, because I failed to fulfill condition XXVI.a.243-0.1 in the infernal contract.

Love to have a creature of mad whimsy show up to cause sheer bedlam at the worst possible moment, because I stumbled in a grove half-starved and ate fruit from the wrong Fae Lord's magical bush a lifetime ago.

Love to be forever trapped under the unblinking eye of the Divine Surveillance State with an angel's merciless glare boring holes into the back of my neck because my great-great-great-grandfather pledged himself to the seventh generation as part of the Glorious Crusade of the Most Righteous High One.

Warlocks having so much fun right now... weee... :-(

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My pact was that I gave a unicorn some carrots in return for a 1d10 cantrip.

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 2 points 1 year ago

My gnome warlock got their power from getting married to a fae lord after a drunken night of revelry. Their pact was the divorce settlement and their familiar was their lawyer.

It is so fun to play the straight person around random bedlam.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Aren't we all?