Is "off boobs" the opposite of "on boobs"? Asking for a friend, obviously.
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What's pillow duty?
Judging from the context, allowing one's chest to be used as a pillow.
Haha this turned dark real quick.
It's not that dark. If mushrooms helped you realize you don't wanna be married to a person you should divorce them. Why spend time with someone you don't want to be with?
There is this belief for some reason that divorce is like the end of the world and a giant nightmare but like, I've done it, its not hard stuff and as long as you and your (soon to be) ex-partner aren't assholes then the hardest thing is gonna be making your schedules line up.
Like Yeah it's devastating to lose a built in best friend, but also you gotta live your truth
Anyways don't jump on mushroom thoughts immediately, let them settle and ferment for a bit before you follow them.
When my ex husband was around during my trips, he would freak me the fuck out. My body was in terror, I understood more than in that moment. The same lack of respect that I brushed off when not tripping sent me into a spiral.
It was a warning sign I didn’t take.
I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.
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Yeah shrooms are way more likely to give you the ability to think through legitimate problems than generate spontaneous bad ideas. Still though, give it some thought when you come down.
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I was telling my therapist that I wanna take shrooms only last evening. I have a bunch. They're legal here. My partner works on Sunday and I have the place to myself. Hope she doesn't get divorced. Lol.
I'm currently growing my first batch, they are unfortunately not legal here 😅 They're fantastic though. I've done shrooms twice in my life now and my depression and social anxiety are all but gone. I've got years of therapy under my belt too and without that the effect would surely not have been this noticeable but still. When you take them you never know what will happen. Most likely it will be amazing from start to finish but every now and then shrooms make you confront unpleasant things. Taking them was a way to prove to myself that I'm ready to confront my fears.
Bad trips do happen. But huge breakthroughs are possible, as well. Go in not seeking anything specific and just see how it plays out.
With force of will you can change the trip, but that requires experience. I think this is why novices have bad trips. That and spending too long looking in the mirror both physically and metaphorically.
Or maybe people it's not great for weed themselves out. But I can't imagine anything better for everyone.
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Wow I would never admit "recreational" drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. I never trusted any medical professional again. Fuck the bible belt.
I am pretty sure this is completely illegal
Yeah, that shit doesn't happen in Oakland, CA.
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I suggest listening to some Terence Mckenna talks before tripping. Also, surrender to the shroom if needed. It'll help.
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Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero's dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.
Think about it maaan, we're all gonna die
Joni Ernst? Is that you?
Same bro. Idk how much I took the first time but I literally forgot who I was, fell asleep, woke up covered in sweat, and tore my room apart because I was convinced that I was either dead or about to die. Shit scared me into just weed and drinking lol
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