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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Prove you're not one of those woke trannies. Show me what's down your trousers, or I shoot."

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Probably a brown smear given the way he's looking at her trigger finger.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“I’m sorry sergeant but you’re infected”

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that Richard Hammond running from rabid Top Gear fans

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's Robert Carlyle. Scottish actor, best known from Trainspotting or The Full Monty.

The movie is called "28 week later". I haven't seen it. It's about zombies I think.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it the one where he dumps his wife via boat but later catches an STD from her?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LMAO! We need a bad movie summary comm.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think the best thing I've heard in this vein is that if you watch the Sound of Music in reverse, it's about a woman who divorces her husband, shushes her kids, and then wanders off into the mountains to become a nun.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"And you said you had an ancestor that was born outside of the uk 20 generations ago? Get in the fucking plane to Rwanda, NOW"
*- Olukemi Olufunto "Anchor Baby" Adegoke Badenoch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemi_Badenoch#Early_life_and_education

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

“Ma’am you’re pointing it wrong. Your foot is down there.”

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago

"Badenoch looks for new and exciting ways of shooting herself in the foot".

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA."

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is a British rifle and soldier.

Yes. And it said "caption this," not "accurately caption this."

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

There's a gun in the picture, so we can still claim it for 'MURICA. Our borderless nationalism could be endearing, if it wasn't scary.

"You're holding it wrong ma'am"

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I’m the captain now.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

"How many muppets did you lot lose before you started sending them to H&K to mend?"

The soldier is now safer than the politico.