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[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was hilarious. I think it is good to show in the open what is happening/happened in those discord and telegram channel and the whole crypto scene.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's like 3 other videos, and they're all just as hilariously bad. It's glorious

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My next job is definitely going to be chief visionary officer…

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of a diet coke button you get an ayahuasca button

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago

Diet Coke, WITH ayahuasca, and the can has an integrated Bluetooth dongle that mints an NFT to log your vision quest on the blockchain...

OK, the Coke guys didn't go for it, let me call Shasta

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The first Crypto Name they introduce is fucking Anthony "Unit of Time Measurement" Scaramucci and I got severe whiplash, I am not mentally ready to watch this, I need to refill my drug drawer

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok now I'm wasted af and this show rules, this is the best fucking thing ever, gather all your friends and watch this shit, they hired the Mooch and someone whose credential is that they're a YouTuber to not give money to people whose ideas are "what if X but crypto" like one of them is literally "what if water but there's an NFT on it"

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OH NO, I have TERRIBLE NEWS my new FAVOURITE SHOW got CANCELLED (probably by the WOKE MOB)

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 1 year ago

Wendy O: Is this a generative AI collection? Not a fan of those. To me, it's not necessarily real art.
Another whale: They're not all the same.
Wendy O: I don't care. It takes away from the real artist.

Wow, look at the time. It's stopped o'clock!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The world was not ready. Or no longer ready.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 1 year ago

They were still early

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having The Mooch as your headliner is definitely a choice.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 4 points 1 year ago

Mooch is almost endearing in his earnest striving.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago

Between the title of the show and one of the judges being a guy called Mario Narwhal I gotta ask, are coiners trying to reclaim the word "whale", as in a cash cow gambler/lifestyle goods consumer?