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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’ (www.wired.com)

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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer. [...]

Archived: https://archive.is/5Bg9m

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

brain

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 200 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"What's a computer?"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

I was thinking it would be more about “use.”

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

What's a computer?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

🎶

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

No its not, I play it on PS5.

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[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 22 points 1 week ago

Extremely desperate

[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Maybe he used a public library PC?

(/s, obviously)

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works -2 points 6 days ago

(/s, obviously)

Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's all computer.

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