Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.
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Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP
Granted. Intense selective breeding creates a dwarf cow to sell as designer pets. The process is excessively cruel and incestuous, and the dwarf cows are in constant pain, as well as stupid and easily angered. Animal rights groups see the creation of dwarf cows as more inhumane than beef production.
Granted, but they still weigh the same