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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Granted. Intense selective breeding creates a dwarf cow to sell as designer pets. The process is excessively cruel and incestuous, and the dwarf cows are in constant pain, as well as stupid and easily angered. Animal rights groups see the creation of dwarf cows as more inhumane than beef production.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Granted, but they still weigh the same