Awful Taste But Great Execution

I unironically want a pair of these. I'd wear them everywhere.

I would so throw bread at those shoes

I unironically love them and would be kind of mesmerised by them in real life.

Brinhs a whole new meaning to pigeon-toed.

I want to downvote this for being awful taste......but......the community name.

Lose the heads and feet, and change the color to something a bit more uniform and I think they'd look dope.

Standing on cocks.