You murder babies.
I use a time machine to erase them from ever existing.
We Are Not The Same.
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You do realise there are people on both ends of the scale... At the same time.
horse shoe theory is finally valid
The meme even shows their photos.
You reckon they fucked child corpses? I thought that was more of a Jimmy savile thing.
2-3. Is getting real.
I guess, like, maybe a two? I feel like im a two.
Edit: I feel like this needs some explanation.
When i was like 20 an older-than-me-looking 17 year old tried to unicorn-hunt me and my first assumption was 'oh great another fresh stanford grad skipping straight to the creepy bullshit' so I'd already turned her down in disgust for unrelated reasons before i realized she was a kid. Closest i ever got to pedophilia.
But my childhood dream was always to live in the woods, build an incredibly cool enticing house, and throw small children who bother me in the oven. Not because i hate them, but for pure what you might call today 'babayagamaxing'.
So i feel like im a pretty firm two.
I give it five seconds before Nazis grab this and run it as actual anti-semitic propaganda.
Trump is a problem with that. Quick do we have a left wing pedophile?
Reactionaries think that Bill Clinton is left-wing, so they'd probably use him.
I dunno, check old hippies. There was a real shitty side to how some people interpreted sexual liberation.
Or French philosophers….
You could probably strawman one up real quick.
I need a label for 5, is it "normal person" or is it "A bit of murder and a bit of rape is okay"?????
Same picture.
Okay, z-axis it is.
Can I get a different scale? I don't think my respect and appreciation for kids lies anywhere on this line graph.
This is the graphical equivalent to "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
That's the (rather horrifying) joke.
It doesn't, I think the trap is trying to answer the question lol.
2 btw.
Cursed
I don't like that scale. Get me out of there ?
Donald diddy
pissrael is a notorious safe heaven for pedophiles and given the way Pedos objectivize and assault children, I believe both sides of the scale despise the young. I guess it comes with being a Nazi.
It's like 9 times out of 10 pedophiles that get protection get it through religion. But sure, god is all loving or whatever.
god loves pedophiles
Raped a child but asked for forgiveness? Heaven!
Saved a million lives and died protecting others but didn't believe in tge right god? Hell!
So loving.
Well yeah. The second person never raped any kids. Clearly not getting gods love.
I know that's a fact with islam but I haven't saw or heard solid proof from other mainstream religions. If anyone has a few links to share or a few minutes to spare
Well he does seem to love all pedophiles.
Yea found this shit out from someone who was in my college, dude just moved to Israel midway through the semester, and then later found out he was a pedo and basically skipped town before the law came down on him.
Not just US pedophiles either.
Ex-principal of Australian Jewish girls school convicted of sexually abusing students after extradition from Israel - CBS News - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/malka-leifer-latest-news-adass-israel-school-australia-ex-principal-sexual-abuse-girls/
I’d** let* rabbis do that mouth clean post-circumcision if it meant cutting this bullshit out WTF
(*parental consent plus presumably no lasting psychological damage given lack of memory of the mouth sucking portion of the procedure - physical impact still there of course)
(**I guess that doesn’t matter because New York et al are OK with it apparently)
The real horseshoe theory
I like them very much, so it reaches the meter
Like a two, right?
close to 6
Ewwww
So, a 5 would be the worst possible answer?
The one on the right isn't liking children. It's disliking them and willing to be cruel and scum enough to do what they did.
Well, he's a pedophile. So I think the scale going from murder to rape.
And having an incredibly small dick
Anything vs genocide. Normally an easy choice.
Considering the zero, I'm fairly comfortable the average human is pretty well situated in the negative numbers of that scale.
The average human wants to kill millions of kids?
Considering the actions currently being perpetrated against children (and women, elderly and civilians) by the the nation at the zero position, being in the negative range of that scale sounds pretty good.
I can see that. Little Hitlers, every one of them.
Idk man this seems pretty apolitical