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Microblog Memes

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 22 hours ago

nice try officer

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I promise you he fucked her one more time.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I once removed a woman’s leg.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Was she wearing a prosthehic?

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I'm wondering if there being 99.99% humans would make them all more valuable. And sometimes I just think maybe it would be for the best. But that is a bit insane, so I push it aside. But being treated like living garbage really does give you some ideas

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was once bitten by a kissing bug.

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[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Shea butter is perfect lubricant with monkey asshole but my uncle says that real men do not need any, he is a scary man. The manliest dog hunter I have ever seen

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