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[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ironically, the spud is absurdly more expensive than giving candy.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It is like a dollar each, but the smiles on kids faces as they walk home with the beginnings of a stew are priceless

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

A dollar each? It's $3.50 for a 10lb bag here

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What could a potato cost, 10 dollars?

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, same here, and even that's high. I know you can get deals where you can get 2 of those bags for like $5. It's one of the cheapest vegetables you can get. Definitely a great food to buy if you're not doing too well financially. Cheap, nutritious, filling, and tons of recipes.

For comparison I got my Halloween bag of candy at Costco for $20 bucks... candy is ridiculously expensive.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I just pulled up the [Department Store] app I have on my phone and looked at the individual prices, it says $0.82 each

I'm gonna be honest, I could not possibly tell you how much a potato weighs, so I have no idea how many potatoes come in the $3.27 5 lbs bag

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This, priced at $0.375 per potato, puts a potato at 213 grams

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

That's if you buy individually wrapped, gotta buy them by the bag.

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[–] Syd@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can spend $1.45 a potato where I'm at

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah well we can't all live in San Francisco

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

β€˜It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?’

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It is like a dollar each

What the absolute fuck

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

What potatoes you buying are they gold encrusted?

Where I am you can basically get them by the crate load. I have no idea what one individual potato cost because I've never bought one individual potato. But my estimate would be about three for a dollar. Big ones like in the photo not little tiny ones.

Also don't get no ones in plastic wrapping they're more expensive and they're not any better. Just wash your vegetables. The mud and flavour admittedly it's mud flavour.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bro, you hand me finger foods I'm gunna eat it on the way back, just ask for a little salt at each house you stop by.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No way that can be true, how much for a kg of potatoes where you live

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

In the Philippines they're around 4$/kg where I live, and they're not even really nice potatoes.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I need to check my potato privilege. They're less than 1€/kg here

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vegetables are oddly over priced there, in general.

Even most fruit. Mangos though... Mangos, rice, beer and rum. Everything you need!

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's really stupid. At one point fucking onions were at 10$/kg.

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[–] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Kids just think they’re neat!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This trick only works so long as only one house in the neighborhood does it.

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They should have IOU as an option, they use this IOU to claim more chocolate next holloween. Teaching kids finance while there at it.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's great until a few years down the line some kid shows up with a fat stack of them and cleans you of all the candy.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Yeah but the kid question also apparently got a Snickers bar. So their taste is somewhat debatable.

I'd choose the potato as well but that's because I'm an adult and really don't care about candy

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But Snickers is the manliest chocolate bar because it has nuts.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Am I a joke to you?!"

-Payday

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry but I don't get that reference

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Payday is a candy bar covered in peanuts.

Just to ruin the joke I will be the one to point out peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/710XxhKfJ-L._SL1500_.jpg

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I've never seen them in my country.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Just to ruin the joke I will be the one to point out peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

I mean... testicles aren't nuts either, they're just called nuts.

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You prefer a potato over chocolate caramel and peanuts, and you question the kid's taste?

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Obligatory: Po-tay-toes! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew…

[–] lipilee@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this Russian halloween?

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is dream. Potato is rock.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With a potato you can do anything ... at very low quality.

And I do. Every day.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My house is the Pickle House!

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

In mother Russia.... is potato

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

one-ups the potato house by offering fully-loaded baked potatoes

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Next thing you know, there's an evil AI running on dozens of potatoes

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Makes sense, potatoes are basically the candy of the vegetable world. Just a giant ball of starchy carbs.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

~~Luxury item marketing~~

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