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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Stabbitha@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago

Right next to the apple vine

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 36 minutes ago

I hate when we look at something and think "not sure if that obvious troll is actually a troll and not a completely deluded person, or a dumb bot"

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Must be a theoretical physicist. Has some real "spherical cow" energy.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago

Does this person know nothing.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

From a biological standpoint, we don't classify things as vegetables. From a culinary standpoint, we do

Stop trying to apply biological concepts to my dinner

[–] lime@feddit.nu 32 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

ai visionary/harry potter fanfiction master eliezer yudkowsky, folks. the man's intellect is perpendicular to the rest of humanity. truly inspiring.

this is why i can't take anything he says seriously.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The more I see him in the real world the more very upset I become that I genuinely really liked his story. HPMOR is a banger, possibly one of my favorite pieces of amateur literature in existence.

I didn't know the author was a wanker at the time of reading, and now that I do, I want to make myself retroactively un-like his work, but I can't.

[–] thesmokingman@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Don’t tell me you think Roko's basilisk is real

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 12 minutes ago

It will only be real if you don't make it real, or, uh... Wait a minute...

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

it is, based on most people who read it, actually very good. the problems start when you analyse it in context with the author. ironically, same thing is true for the source material.

[–] Impassionata@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

most people have bad taste. hpmor spreads vapid grandiose intellectualism and the people who like it should act more like skulblaka: they were trivially manipulated by a cult leader.

to be fair, though, eliezer yudkowsky is being sardonic in the OP text.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

Vegetable is a political (lower case P) term, defined by legislation for tax purposes.

Tomato is clearly a fruit botanically but classified as a vegetable in the United States (and most countries) and is taxed at a lower amount than fruits.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 97 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What an idiot. My father didn’t labor in the vegetable mines for his entire life to be disrespected this way.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 44 points 8 hours ago

i’ve got the cauliflower lung, pop

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 101 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That’s what happens when you use your fearsome intellect to work things out from first principles without bothering to consult the real world.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 35 points 8 hours ago

Something something featherless biped

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 13 points 6 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll help you the dirt apple.

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

I don't speak French.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Say potato.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

I am among the aged ones.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago

Potato's are just edible version of the poisonous nightshades, you also can't eat potato berries, because they are toxic

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 41 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This is 100% a human arguing with an LLM.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 44 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

LLMs ain't that old. This is classic trolling, of the type that comprises 97% of LLM training data.

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 7 points 6 hours ago

LLMs were trained on interactions like this.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's 0% an LLM, unless the screenshot altered the date.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 53 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hope his biology teacher sees this post and beats him with his biology school book.

[–] WadeTheWizard@fedia.io 56 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

If apples and potaoes are different then why do the French call them pommes de terre?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 60 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Because their language is made of hate

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[–] lautre@jlai.lu 18 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

On the other hand tomatoes and potatoes are the same family. You can even graft a tomato plant on top of a potato plant.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My initial read of this was, "tornadoes and potatoes" and I prefer that read now.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Visualize whirled ~~peas~~ potatos

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 25 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah it's making me nostalgic for the days of good old-school trolling. Not the shit Russian "all your neighbours are evil" trolling they have now.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I hope. An apple is a fruit and grows on branches, a potato is a tuber and grows underground, how can they be "the same plant"?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 hours ago

Because they both have skin. Keep up.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 4 hours ago

They could be the same plant. They are not, but they could be. There's nothing stopping plants from having edible tubers and fruits.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 13 points 8 hours ago

“This has been today’s lesson in talking about politics on Lemmy”

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 13 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

fun fact, in dutch a potato is called an earth-apple

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I believe also in French, 'pomme de terre'.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

That is correct.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Some dialects of German have this, too.

yeah, austrian german is using the "Erdapfel" too, but over the last 40+ years of german TV the "Kartoffel" has become a lot more common

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That counterargument is stupid. Apples have been known since ancient times (in the old world) while potatoes had to be imported from the new world. If they were the same, then their common ancestor would have to have traveled with the first Africans to leave for the Americas way before the invention of agriculture 10000BC.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Humans are just upright fish

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