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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago

I suspect most people think port and starboard are just synonyms for left and right. I did for a very long time. And you also have to consider non-native speakers who might not know the nautical terms at all.

The trains where I live say "on my right" and "on my left". It sounds a little weird hearing an automated voice speaking in the first person, but it's concise and gets the message across to people who won't know nautical terms.

[–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm an enthusiast sailor and this is a terrible idea.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 24 points 10 hours ago

That's not a terminology that most people understand, and would only confuse everyone more, matey. 🏴‍☠️

[–] kbal@fedia.io 5 points 7 hours ago

Sure that would be technically more correct, more tasteful, and less confusing. But some people may not know the words "port" and "starboard." Frequent train users would become accustomed to it soon enough but you'll always have some people from out of town whose first language is not English, and their limited vocabulary is more likely to include "left" and "right." On a utilitarian basis we must weigh their needs in the equation when considering this problem. Then again there are also some people who can't tell left from right either. We could paint one side of the train green and the other red, but then we might have a problem with the colourblind train users' lobby. What's really needed is 15 million dollars and a six-month user experience design study to decide on the best approach.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You don't pull up to a port in a train, you pull up to a station. Stationboard doesnt work as well and wont be widely known.

[–] Asinus@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago

True. That's a flaw with the english words.

Yet the exit would always be on the stationboard side (left or right). So you would never know which side of the train to exit.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

It can be simply starboard and larboard.

[–] banana@thebrainbin.org 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Asinus@feddit.org 0 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Because it's a (barely) established abbreviation for exactly those directions.

[–] banana@thebrainbin.org 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I think it would limit accessibility for people with limited knowledge about that, while you'd want to make the train as accessible as possible

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 hours ago

"you are absolutely right."

*you are absolutely starboard.

Fify

[–] Asinus@feddit.org 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If you want to include logic in the matter, then yes; you are absolutely right.
But i do like nautical terms.

[–] banana@thebrainbin.org 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How do you define abbreviation?

[–] Asinus@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe its the wrong english word but portside is shorter than "left in the direction of travel".
Even more in my language.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago

I don't doubt they exist but I've never heard a train announcement use the "in the direction of travel" part. The ones I've been on either say left/right or even not say a direction but simply open the doors with lights flashing above it

[–] FRYD@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Where I’m from, nothing announces the exits. There’s just a pair of doors opposite each other and you go out whatever one opens. I’ve never even thought about it before. Is there a reason it needs to be clarified on your trains?

[–] Asinus@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure. It has always been done like this here.

I think it's just a convenience thing. Might be useful in crowded trains, so people know which doors they should not stand in front of.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

It’s super important in Japan where jam packed trains are common during rush hours. They typically announce in Japanese and English, and may even have a visual displayed.