Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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I know what you mean.
When you stand up and look back in the toilet, and all you can say is "Holy shit".
All my happiest friends are proud of their shits. I think it's the key to happiness
I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not just once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.
Edit: words to make it sound more English and less engrish
smooth and spreadable
notices your knife and bread
slowly backs away
What was your diet? :o
Eat more fiber and you will be happy everyday.
Every day.
It's nice not being so full of shit, right?
But Hungry Man always said that it's good to be full?!
Msome of us keep the flame burning with metaphorical shit.
I have IBS, so when I take a nice, normal shit, it feels like a triumph
It's almost transcendental, the feeling of satisfaction
The little push, the delivery, the smooth exit, the lightness afterwards
It's quite wonderful
I enjoy it every few months....
Like a load or burden has been lifted. (Well dropped really)
Famous director Stanley Kuric made a movie about that once.
It's happened
No because those usually clog my toilet.
Just earlier today because I overslept this morning and didn't have a chance to go then. I was afraid it may ruin my streak but we're going strong.
Some of those make your belly warm for 45 minutes. Bliss...