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[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

-Command "(gc above image text) -replace 'broccoli', 'murder'

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.

Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

[–] vanderbilt@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it's hetero. It's like cultural appropriation or something.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve read all of the comments, at this point, and absolutely no one is actually replying to the question OOP posed. It’s impossible to get a straight answer out of any of you.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's valid either way. "I'm not attracted to men, thus I'm straight" is as valid as "tried it, didn't like it, thus I'm straight"

And works the other way around too, I imagine many people who define themselves gay have had romantic or sexual experiences with the opposite sex, but didn't like it.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Agreed. I've kissed two boys as like dares but didn't like it and I can acknowledge a guy is hot without being turned on by them so I think I'm comfortably on the straight side of the spectrum.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz -1 points 1 year ago

Gay people often have straight sex when they are unsure about their sexuality. As society becomes less homophobic I'd expect more straight guys to experiment with other guys.