This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I know I have hidden spider bros because I haven't seen a single insect in my apartment in several years.
It's just the fact that I haven't seen any spiders in a while that makes me worried that I'm gonna lift something off the floor and see thousands of them or some shit lol
This is one instance where I'd say I'd actually prefer if he had an anime body pillow or real doll he was forming this sort of unhealthy attachment to.
Loneliness affects people. And as gregariois animals we are, the closest possibility to connect, in any form, is taken.
What a freak!
Just fall in-love with AI like a normal person.
(I can't even do that, I literally can't see AI as people)
Maybe you are just AI phobic bigot!
I feel so much more normal for just saying hello to my shower spider now.
Spider-bros are the best. I hope one day I can have a trained jumping spider sidekick on my shoulder.
He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.
It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think
Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.
My dick already shoots white sticky thing