this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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[–] MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 90 points 5 days ago

She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 121 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 53 points 5 days ago

Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 days ago

That's what I call making use of Nature's gift.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 5 days ago

Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 4 days ago

Mind the Gap!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

Eins A Scheißepfosten

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

I wish I was that pole

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

Bung Fu Grip

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

if she fart do chat goon?

[–] elaiden@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

exactly!

they should be using the front, not the back...