What's the kink?
WTF
The average c/WTF enjoyer

Silence... Or tentacles
You ever see any Hentai? Generally, if you've watched 10+ minutes of it, you'll get it.
I think you are projecting, not everything tentacle is hentai. With all the (often fucked up) diversity of hentai, ear sex isn't included.
... I hope...
Some of us just like tentacles. They're cool and attached to cool creatures, presumedly like the wearer of these earplugs.
Umm, I've got bad news for your hope my guy
But then, it would be a tentacle going into the ear rather than coming out of it.
... I hope ...
I'm a fan!
It's been so much better if it was a ear bud hat.
Ear bud hat..

What about a dress made from months of built up snail slime trails, carefully laid out in a crisscross fashion until the dried up slime is a 1/4-inch thick?
