I'd pick 459 if I could put the 5cm on my ding dong.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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9,9,6 with lots of money causes sadness
5,6,9. Already have 1,2
Hit me with the 159, chef.
Easy: 1, 4, 5. I don't care about the rest, don't need it or find it scary.
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2,5 & 9. Plus money always makes me happy so I get 6 for free.
1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.
1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.
All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.
5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.
No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.
With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.
2, 5, 9
After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free
5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
Noy choosing 5 and 6 is plain stupid. While always being happy probably means some social issues, these can be mitigated by learning to fake sadness. And super strength is obviously super useful.
I'm assuming this isn't a genie moment where super strength means you destroy everything because you don't control it or whatever.
4, 5, 9.
4 because while the process might be painful, aside from the process it's not an extreme change. And because I needed to pick 3 and only 3 options.
5 because that super strength would certainly come in handy if it's controllable. It would suck if everything gets absolutely crushed by accident the moment you attempt to interact with it.
9 because why the hell not. You can't be happy all the time, and the rest of the options seem to be a net negative. So at least being able to live comfortably or account for #5 would be okay
5,6
I need a buzzfeed quiz to determine this
The only one I could use would be 5.
If I had to pick 4, 5, 9 and donate the money.
5-6-9
1, 4, 5
I'll take the 6th, 3 times, intravenous