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[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Georgetown Texas. No wonder

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Texas, you say

[–] vimmiewimmie@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (8 children)

A younger brother of mine just baptized into an Orthodox church nearby. Is this the same thing?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So manly that they'll get deep inside you

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

With a manly helping hand, they beat each other's hard problems.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I assume jebus is somehow involved?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Jesus was known for being a man

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

c/dumbesttimeline

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"But in the past year-and-a-half our congregation has tripled in size."

Still the same 2 dudes, I deliberately misleading you with that phrase and was referring to bicep circumference.

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago
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