Holy fuck this is GOLD!
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ok but hear me out.
this but the muppet babies.
I could have swore this was an actual episode.
It’s a yes from me. Hitting the golden button!
Good lord this is brilliant !
there is nothing that cannot be improved by the addition of muppets
Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes
And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...
Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America
Those are marionettes not Muppets
I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
You think it wouldn't? I'm not saying it's be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
"I'm gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!"
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Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
~~Rolf~~ Sam the Eagle = paladin
Rolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.
I think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he'd be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.
Omfg yessss!
Watch it? Hell, I'd crowdfund it if it wasn't for the fact that Muppets are a Disney property. The House of the Mouse has more than enough cash to make this work.
FWIW, this format would work with a bunch of awkward teens at the game table.
You could also go the other way and re-release "Honor among Thieves" by constantly cutting away to the game table with hilarious die-rolls and the rest. Think: "Of Dice and Men", or "Dorkness Rising".
This is brilliant ! I would watch it in a heartbeat.
So kind of like Drunk History but with muppet dialogue instead of slurred speech?
If so, I'm sold.
Drunk history X muppets. There you go
So Jumanji The Next Level movie?
Jack black is obnoxious but he really did nail the high school girl impression.
I hate Jack Black's acting.
I completely agree with your opinion.
It also works in Tropic Thunder.
You might enjoy HarmonQuest! Bonus fun fact: the DM was originally just an audience member when Dan Harmon came up with the idea and asked for a DM, but is now a regular cast member.
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Sounds like Drunk History which I've always said would be better if it used muppets.
This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.
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