Holy fuck this is GOLD!
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ok but hear me out.
this but the muppet babies.
I could have swore this was an actual episode.
Good lord this is brilliant !
It’s a yes from me. Hitting the golden button!
This is brilliant ! I would watch it in a heartbeat.
there is nothing that cannot be improved by the addition of muppets
Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...
Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America
Those are marionettes not Muppets
I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
It does have Muppet sex though.
No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)
I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with
You think it wouldn't? I'm not saying it's be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
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Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
Rolf = paladin
I think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he'd be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.
I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
Omfg yessss!
Watch it? Hell, I'd crowdfund it if it wasn't for the fact that Muppets are a Disney property. The House of the Mouse has more than enough cash to make this work.
FWIW, this format would work with a bunch of awkward teens at the game table.
You could also go the other way and re-release "Honor among Thieves" by constantly cutting away to the game table with hilarious die-rolls and the rest. Think: "Of Dice and Men", or "Dorkness Rising".
Drunk history X muppets. There you go
So kind of like Drunk History but with muppet dialogue instead of slurred speech?
If so, I'm sold.
This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.
So Jumanji The Next Level movie?
Jack black is obnoxious but he really did nail the high school girl impression.
I hate Jack Black's acting.
I completely agree with your opinion.
It also works in Tropic Thunder.
You might enjoy HarmonQuest! Bonus fun fact: the DM was originally just an audience member when Dan Harmon came up with the idea and asked for a DM, but is now a regular cast member.
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Sounds like Drunk History which I've always said would be better if it used muppets.
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