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[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 53 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

There’s a sub for this on the other site, called “Didn’tHaveEggs”. It’s funny as.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

Damn I must've missed out on that one on other site

[–] Bubs12@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

Thank you. It was one of my favorite subs but I couldn’t remember the name.

[–] variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 8 points 15 hours ago (7 children)
[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

They forgot the *.

It's funny as <wildcard>, meaning funny as anything!

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 67 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Carrots have way too much sugar?? To go in a cake?? Wut

[–] hinterlufer@lemmy.world 58 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

What's wrong honey? You haven't finished your kale cake.

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 141 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

One of the few things I miss on Reddit is a sub called "Ididnthaveeggs" or something like that. Basically a whole sub of the bonkers substitutions people have done. It was always a good read.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly one of my favorite subs ever. Would be nice if we had that one here

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 81 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

1/5 stars

I didn't have sugar, butter, vanilla, or baking powder, and I substituted the milk with cheddar cheese. Also, I don't have an oven, so I just used a frying pan on the stove top. It turned into an omelet! Would not recommend this cake recipe.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

7/11 with rice

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Carrots having way too much sugar is wild to me. Like what do you eat except kale?

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

I mean, carrots do have a lot of sugar as vegetables go, but it’s like 5% sugar by weight. If you’re cutting out stuff with that low of a ratio, you’re probably taking a low sugar diet a bit far.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago

They're making a cake, you don't want sugar in cake!

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 76 points 20 hours ago

I asked you for directions to Santa Monica but I decided to drive to the Mojave instead and there was NO BEACH AND NO OCEAN.

2/5 stars, wouldn’t recommend Santa Monica

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 32 points 18 hours ago (9 children)

I'm guilty of this. For my pesto recipe I replaced pine nuts with peanuts, olive oil with sunflower oil, basil with spinach, cheese with nooch, but kept the salt, pepper, garlic and citric acid. It's not exactly pesto anymore at that point, but for a struggle meal it could be a lot worse.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Well those ingredients are way more similar to eachother than "eggs and mashed banana"

Only if you replaced the peanuts with raisins, the basil with pine needles and the olive oil with teriyaki sauce would you have a case for being guilt to this degree.

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[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Technically what you made very well could still be "Pesto", since the word refers to how it's prepared not what's in it (shares the same root as Pestle). The basil, pine nut, olive oil, and cheese recipe you were following would be Pesto alla Genovese

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well that's explains why supermarket "Pesto" is allowed to be completely devoid if olive oil. I hate it so much, it tastes wildly different with sunflower oil than with olive oil.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 1 points 7 hours ago

Oh, I'd use olive oil if my wallet allowed it. But I did quit coffee not too long ago, maybe I should make olive oil my new luxury item.

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[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, but did you then complain that the recipe was bad?

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Seeing as I was frankensteining the recipe from several sources, I wouldn't even know where to complain if I had wanted to, so no.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I wouldn’t even know where to complain if I had wanted to

gold

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 18 hours ago

Like it’s definitely a different thing, but it’s the same general concept, gonna have a wildly different flavor but fill the same kind of culinary niche.

Replacing carrot with kale in a freaking carrot cake is like replacing basil with potatoes.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 55 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

So in cooking, I tend to do this sort of thing all the time, but not in a dumb way - for example, when I roast a chicken, if I want a more Asian spin on it, I’d sub out my usual herbs de Provence + fresh parsley/sage/rosemary/thyme for chili crisp, ginger, sambal olek, minced Thai basil, and a bit of cilantro, or something like that.

But in baking, there’s actual chemistry involved with almost everything, so you do not want to fuck with that unless you actually know what you’re doing..

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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 56 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

any site worth their salt would remove these reviews as they aren't based off the product posted since they subbed items

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They substituted the salt with nutritional yeast.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“I tried playing my DOOM: The Dark Ages copy for Xbox but I don’t own an Xbox so I put the disk in my Nintendo 64. The game didn’t even launch wtf this game sucks”

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 18 points 19 hours ago

You forgot the bit where they cut the disk so it would fit in the slot, and are also upset that the store won't return it anymore.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

As someone in IT people do the same thing. Specifically as a favor I managed to get a crappy Samsung on a up to date version of LineageOS (through a GSI). For some reason it had a very specific problem that you cant do recovery though the OS so I installed teamwin. I tell this person "ok this phone isnt secure, dont put info on it. Also dont reset through LineageOS". Well guess what, he did that anway and I ofc fixed it.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 26 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

What on earth do these people think recipes are

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