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[–] Rrrurboatlibad@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago
[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 159 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I can't find my hat and night shirt...

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

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[–] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago
  1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Dude I'm 18 for life

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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[–] HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

if it works it's not stupid

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Either 1 or 20

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Not just a German thing. Same for our family in Canada. I think it's a, not made to feel ashamed of a naked body thing.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

20 is where it's at, for sure.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 83 points 1 day ago (30 children)
[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Username doesn't check out

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Anything with a top is psychopath behavior

Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Loose old 5

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

20 is the way

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far

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[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

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