1,3,5,17,20 depending on the mood
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Depends on the season. Winter is 1 but long sleeve (w/o socks or underwear, that's terrorism) and my weighted blanket.
Summer is more 2 or 17.
Now I am sad because it just got to hoot to use the weighted blanket. :(
- Like 1 but long sleeves.
21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas
In the Winter, 1, plus heavy socks and sometimes with a sweatshirt. I keep the thermostat set at 50F at night, in the Winter.
In the Spring and Fall, 3, sometimes with socks.
In the Summer, 18 or 20, never with socks.
17
18
19 or 20 only
5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
I, uh, sleep with my stuffed bra on when the dysphorias really bad
My wife is doing that right now! Although it's not a wired bra, it's more like a sports bra.
As a teen someone repeated the myth that wearing a bra to bed can cause breast cancer, "Say no more!" said I and never did ever again.
In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of "I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much" so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.
I never considered that and that's still uncomfortable af. But then again some people willingly wear corsets.
5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck
1, 2, 6, or 7 depending on the season.
18, id like to see a statistic of this
Hi, I'm the second data point, it's nice to meet you. Do you know what time the others will be arriving?
My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear
It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.
20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't
2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
What about a foggy day?
I've never had vaseline on a windshield on a foggy day, just on an overcast one. You'd have to try it yourself.
im 20 and my girlfriend is 14
my girlfriend is 14
dials FBI
14 or 14?
Yes
(≖_≖ )
20 at home, 18 somewhere else.
18
Fluctuate between 16 and 20
18 and only 18 😤
5 in summer, 16 in winter.
Usually 20; been doing 5, lately.
18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.
Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.
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