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[–] orochi02@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Idc just give me big enough sink and Space to unload dishes on and im all good

im a fast eater

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Avocado and canned tuna for the win baby.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And after all that cooking turns out you have leftovers for like 1 extra meal at best

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

Skill issue.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My kids are getting older and we're getting to the point where we need to cook bigger. Even takeout has gotten to the point where we need more. Its unsustainable, they will have to fight each other.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

There can only be one

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

sounds like the problem here is how your count your time

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 4 points 4 days ago

Your Count.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee?

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

So true! I am trying to cook one pot or bake recipes, dump it all and forget about it. It is the only way not to go insane with 1000 pots and dishes to clean.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

it's a skill. learning to live single after growing up in a family is a big change. i still remember paying a co-worker fifty bucks once to wash my dishes.

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Imagine if you had to hunt for it.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

This is why Huel.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

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[–] Aux@feddit.uk -2 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A dishwasher not my hands? What is this wild technology you speak of?

Edit, I was attempting humor.. gosh, not everyone has a fuckin dishwashing machine..

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